Well, if you thought you were already frustrated by the postmodern non-statements which are only a construct of your non-imagination, now you can truly claw your own eyeballs out as you read through the Uncyclopedia. The blessing is that they are a hilarious satire, taking a jab at the recycled corporate non-speak i.e on the entry for "content-free" which tells of the site's mission:

Such a clear and unmitigated focus will set us on a critical path to achieve exceptional quality in our quality-driven, services-oriented, Content-free publication game plan.

 

Before you listen to John Cage and watch the rest of Brazil, check out this sample entry:

AAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAA

AAAAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AAA AA AAAAAAAAAA
A AAAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AA AAAA AAAAA
AA AAA AAAA AAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AA AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAA
AAAAAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA AA AAAAA AAA AAA AAAA AAAAAA

Then, with more urgent items to attend to, which were immediately forgotten, I kept going through the site, and found this: 

Getting a car

In order to drive, you need a car. There are plenty of abandoned cars on the streets or in the parking places. In some cases, the owner plans to use them again, but you can't be sure. So simply choose one that you like.

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written by aaaaaaaaaaaah, January 09, 2008

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! !!!!!

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