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Mauve x Sabre

Sabre Vision and Mauve (both of Newport Beach, CA), recently previewed an upcoming collaboration which features a pair of Sabre Poolsides with clear frame and other special detailing. Word is, there is some other product(s)…

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Interview With Dr. Dog

Our Marissa Ross got the chance to have a little chat with Taxi of Psychedelic Rock Group Dr. Dog. Here is how it all went down... I found out on a Wednesday afternoon I would…

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Sruli Recht ~Elt: The Buckle-less Belt

The  ~Elt is a truely innovative creation from Icelandic designer Sruli Recht. He set out to find a way to create this classic piece of every fashionable wardrobe without its most integral part,…

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Interview With Mute Math

Mute Math's unique sound has been compared to U2 and Sting, but front-man Paul Meaney says Mute Math is an entity all its own. The band plans to prove that they're irreplaceable when they enter…

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OC Performing Arts - Off Center Indie Series: Matt Costa + Satisfaction

A few months ago I took a wrong turn near South Coast Plaza, and came across a building that must have been just visiting from the future. This architectural gem in our beloved Costa Mesa,…

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Myspace Man Finds Creative Use For Extra Banknotes. E-mail
Thursday, 17 January 2008

Another classic example of finding a new and innovative use for an age-old item. "Chaz", a 27 year old from Winnepeg, Manitoba who is new to MySpace, has found that his Canadian Dollar bills are a great way to accessorize in profile photos while simultaneously demonstrating his financial prowess. 

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"The ladies luv it," Chaz recently confessed to a TLS correspondent. Over the past few weeks, he has reeportedly been putting a lot of thought into what he was going to do with the 13 notes. He had narrowed his choices down to two, and was trying to decide between dropping the money on Phat Farm jerseys at a local discount clothing outlet or fixing up his bedroom when he heard about myspace.com from a friend.

Chaz dished, "I luv me sum dope gear, but I am on a MySpace tip now, ey." Our correspondent suggested that he might give some more thought to the decoration of his living space, noting the Spackle patched holes in the closet door and the mattress without frame, boxsprings, or bedding propped up against the wall. However, Chaz insisted that his "scrill" was going to stay right where it belongs - next to his webcam. "Frontin' da Loonies and Toonies is what Chaz is all aboot."

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Editor's Note: Chaz's eyes have been blocked to reduce the bulk of fanmail, however, his "flavor saver" has been kept to maintain journalistic integrity. 
 
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written by Corrina, February 04, 2008
Uh, yeah. I'm agreeing with that first comment.
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written by Captain Obvious, February 03, 2008
What a douche
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