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| Giving New Meaning to Bending it Like Beckham |
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| Wednesday, 13 February 2008 | |
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I saw this funny advert the other day that prompted some research of the recent advances in genital gadgetry.
While I have been hitting up Planned Parenthood for my free stash in a brown bag, scientists and rubber connoisseurs alike have apparently been involved in a "Pimp My Protection" contest. Here is some of the latest and greatest in the world of exterior contraception. 1. Bend it like Beckham?  Tigers, dragons and a shark cut to top it off. When this condom brand threw Beckham's mug on the box (without his permission), they instantaneously became the top seller in China. I don't know about the "long love" tag line though, seems a bit ambiguous. Desensitizes? Builds lasting relationships?
2. Trojan Vibrating Ring  Call me old fashioned, but as a male, the idea of attaching gyrating machinery to my genitals lacks any serious appeal. For some reason it conjures up parallels to tossing a toaster in the bathtub. The Trojan Vibrating Ring rocks out with your...whatever...it lasts up to 20 minutes and can be used in conjunction with the included condom or without. Should you opt for the latter, click here. As a journalistic sacrifice, I have given this product a try. I can now confirm that it does in fact give a male the same amount of pleasure as having a 9 year old kick the back of your seat throughout the duration of a trans-atlantic flight.
3. Durex Mutual Pleasure: Spanning the generations. 
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