Ever wanted to piss on/in Santa Claus? Well for $16.99 you can! That's right someone actually made this, and I love it. Available at Collections Etc , you can buy this as either a tongue-in-cheek present for that Jewish guy in the office, a white elephant party gift-exchange, or for yourself if you never want to have your kids visit during the holidays again! I know the question everyone is asking themselves is whether or not having this kitschy decoration in your home would lead to any perceived ironic wit/seductive charm with the ladies. We're not going to answer that for you. But you can be sure that who ever created this little masterpiece keeps a pretty nice home while her husband excels in middle management.  And I must admit, it would be pretty nice to see as many naked ladies as this little commode-cover, but take it with a grain of salt: he's going to have piss-splash all over that nice white lapel trim, and if I get too drunk, maybe on his beard as well. 

 

source: collectionsetc.com 

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